Jacked In Reviews ‘Crimes of the Future’ (2022)

Photo: Vertigo Releasing

After more than a twenty-year hiatus from body horror, the legendary David Cronenberg makes his long-awaited return to the genre with Crimes of the Future (which is completely unrelated to his previous 1970 feature of the same name).

As we descend on a grubby dystopian future made up of a bland/grey colour pallet it seems humanity has evolved to a point where they no longer feel pain… or anything for that matter, self-mutilation is all the rage as society spouts:

Surgery is the new sex.

And with that our hopes are immediately raised as it seems Cronenberg is going back to his routes.

We follow the life of Saul Tenser (Viggo Mortensen), a performing artist who withdraws the constant additional organs that continue to grow inside him. Although advantageous for his career, this is not the case for Saul’s downtime as these “extra parts” make his day-to-day life a constant struggle, especially when it comes to his digestive system. Although, is it really the curse he thinks it is?

So, after Cronenberg’s long break from gruesome, gritty sci-fi, was the movie worth the wait? For the most part, sadly not.

There are elements of the plot that really has legs but before it has a chance of gaining any momentum, the movie is already over. Unfortunately, this is accompanied by one-dimensional characters and pacing which at times almost grinds to a halt. Despite this, however, there are really enjoyable aspects, especially those hard-to-watch moments that make you feel all dirty inside – which only someone like Cronenberg could get away with. From ear-men art exhibitions to bone chairs that help you eat (but definitely seem to make the process harder) the director does what he does best.

The main issue could be the fact he has pushed the envelope further decades prior with the likes of Videodrome and eXistenZ (which coincidently also had the working title Crimes of the Future). Or maybe when you look at the overall movie it just seems to be about a guy with dietary restrictions.

All in all, it’s worth a watch as there really are some intriguing concepts and if nothing else, just to see the master of body horror back in the habit.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5.

Jacked In Recommends ‘Frailty’ (2001)

Frailty begins with numerous victims going missing all over Texas, courtesy of the God’s Hand Killer. All of a […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Renfield’ (2023)

Today’s setting is the classic screen found at Newcastle’s Tyneside Cinema, with very apt red velvet seats in […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Ghostbusters: Afterlife’ (2021)

As the eerie paranormal music begins to play over the opening credits of Ghostbusters: Afterlife you’re immediately […]

Read more

Behind The Scenes of Sam Raimi’s ‘Evil Dead II’

For a lot of Evil Dead fans, Evil Dead II is perhaps regarded as their favourite instalment to the franchise. Doing […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Riley & Rambo’ (2023)

A day in the life of, we follow a young boy by the name of Riley as he journeys around the Bradford area collecting […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Dune: Part Two’ (2024)

Picking up from where we left off, Denis Villeneuve’s sequel gives us a more granular, in-depth experience for the […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Oh No, Guano!’ (2023)

Dan McGee’s Oh No, Guano! tells the story of an individual (Christian PK Reeve) trying to reach a job […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ (2023)

As we open on the sequel for one of the greatest Spider-Man/Comic Book/Animated movies of all time, we’re welcomed […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘It’s John’ (2023)

It’s John follows amateur filmmaker Smithy Jones (Victor Hampson), and his rag-tag team of actors who are in the […]

Read more

Jacked In Recommends ‘The Black Cauldron’ (1985)

A Disney feature that follows the story of Taran (Grant Bardsley), a young assistant pig-keeper who dreams of one […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘Psycho’ (1960)

On June 16th, 1960, Alfred Hitchcock’s rollercoaster of suspense, Psycho, first premiered in New York. On October […]

Read more

Jacked In Reviews ‘The B Movie’ (2023)

The humble opening of Richard Bray’s documentary establishes what’s to come in terms of tone as we begin with […]

Read more